Huckabee’s Biblical Madness
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008Alternet had an article called Huckabee’s Biblical Madness: Dispatches from the War on Stupidity. I’m really glad this guy does not appear to be a true contender for the presidency. I won’t comment too much on this one since the excerpts I will quote below speak well for themselves thankfully. (click on link above for full article) Sometimes I have to throw a little normal light on a story but the author of this article does that quite well.
Mike Huckabee has made a set of controversial statements about the Constitution (amendable), and the Word of God (not-amendable).
It aroused a fair amount of controversy. Which was good. But all of it missed the real point. The real point, or what should be the real point, is that almost every phrase in his statements was factually untrue.
Here’s what he said: I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do, to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.
Huckabee says ” the Ten Commandments are still the Ten Commandments.” Let us leave aside the facts that there are three different versions of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament and the only one so labeled bears little resemblance to the one usually referred to by that name, and that Protestants, Jews, and Catholics each use a slightly different set of even that one.
The reality is that virtually all contemporary Christian and Jewish groups have amended them. And that any group that tried to enforce them, in the manner called for in the Bible, would be subject to arrest.
The Second Commandment begins: “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth …:”
This clearly forbids all paintings and statues of Jesus (let alone of anything else). It is worth noting that the Catholics simply removed this Commandment from the list and split up the last one into two parts so that they still had ten. It is only taken seriously in Islam, which is why Islamic art contains only designs and calligraphy and why the Taliban (quite correctly, by Biblical injunction) destroyed the giant statues of the Buddha.
But for the most part, this has been simply, and quietly amended. By ignoring it.
The Bible calls for the death penalty for violations of the 4th (keeping the Sabbath), the 5th (honoring your Mother & Father, or more precisely for cursing them), and the 7th (committing adultery.) The Bible adds that “everyone who divorces his wife, except for the cause of fornication, makes her an adulteress, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.”
Obviously, enforcing those penalties would end Christianity as a cultural force in America, as there would be so few of them left. The Tenth Commandment, the one about “coveting,” criminalizes thought. Any attempt to enforce it (aside from violating the fundamentals of American law), would remove all the Christians and Jews who were left after the executions required by enforcement of #4, #5, and #7, except for those in a vegetative state.
Huckabee’s goal is two amendments to the Constitution. One would ban abortion. There is nothing in the Bible that directly forbids abortion. Not a word. Not a jot. So he does a shuffle and slide and he says:
Well, it’s really based on the idea that we’ve always had a historical understanding that life is precious.
We go all the way back to the Declaration of Independence, when the founders made it very clear that all of us are equal. And equality wasn’t based on the point of our viability. It wasn’t based on our net worth, our personal assets, or ancestry. At the heart of the pro-life movement is the idea of intrinsic worth in value.
In fact, voting was restricted to white males, and normally, only those white males with a certain amount of personal assets. The historical truth is exactly the opposite of what Huckabee claims.
This is not meant as an attack on Mr. Huckabee. Compared to the crowd he’s running against, and within the limits of Republican ideology, many of his foreign and domestic policy positions are sane and humane.
The point is that in our public debates the Right Wing postulates certain myths, the mainstream media repeats them, or nods along as if they’re not full of obvious untruths, and while the Left may howl in outrage, fails to point out the factual errors and then drive them home. Truly stupid policies can only stand on a foundation of falsehoods.