Virgin Mary Booty Call

Merry Christmas! This is the day Christians celebrate the fact that a married woman who had not yet had sex with her husband was impregnated by God through a Holy Ghost. It sounds like rape to me and if I were Joseph I’d be furious if Mary claimed she was impregnated by God.

Merry Yule! That’s for those of us that don’t believe such an odd story passed down from our more primitive ancestors.

4 thoughts on “Virgin Mary Booty Call

  1. LOL

    I am sure that Joseph accused her of cheating and probably did bad things to her that did not get recorded.

    Obviously, Mary had an extra-marital affair and lied about it. Of course, Jesus was going to sweep this under the rug, because being a bastard is not fitting for the Son of God.

    JMyste

  2. Find that pretty funny. I’m not too familiar with the bible but is there any exact quote that Jesus himself proclaimed he was to be worshiped as the son of god. Christianity is a really confusing religion half the verses take explanation and careful analysis in order to get out a simple a message. Very indirect and misleading because not everyone is on the same page. One of the reasons i don’t take up a religion is my laziness to solve these awkward riddles. Constrict my life with beliefs that i will never understand completely. Uphold tedious and annoying rituals and such. Religion in itself is pretty damn boring thing to live by.

  3. no offense but eternal life to me is eternal hell and misery. Its a torture to have to live forever.

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